More laughs—I’m not functioning well today and am unable to read or write much

So let's have fun. Thanks to Marissa and justAna.

February 12, 2009

Comic interlude

Pure, unadulterated silliness, enjoy! Watch it even if you're not an Ellen fan. This is really not about Ellen at all.

February 12, 2009

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function wpb_rand_posts() { 
 
$args = array(
    'post_type' => 'post',
    'orderby'   => 'rand',
    'posts_per_page' => 5, 
    );
 
$the_query = new WP_Query( $args );
 
if ( $the_query->have_posts() ) {
 
$string .= '<ul>';
    while ( $the_query->have_posts() ) {
        $the_query->the_post();
        $string .= '<li><a href="'. get_permalink() .'">'. get_the_title() .'</a></li>';
    }
    $string .= '</ul>';
    /* Restore original Post Data */
    wp_reset_postdata();
} else {
 
$string .= 'no posts found';
}
 
return $string; 
} 
 
add_shortcode('wpb-random-posts','wpb_rand_posts');
add_filter('widget_text', 'do_shortcode');

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More laughs—I’m not functioning well today and am unable to read or write much

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